A Visit from St. Nicholas: Lifts, Love and Laughter AKA 'Twas the Night Before Christmas

A Visit from St. Nicholas: Lifts, Love and Laughter AKA 'Twas the Night Before Christmas
'Twas the night before Christmas, when all through the gym, Not a weight was stirring, not even a trim. The leggings were hung by the lockers with care, In hopes that Violate the Dress Code soon would be there.

The ladies were nestled all snug in their beds, While visions of hipthrusts danced in their heads. And mamma in her 'kerchief, and I in my cap, Had just settled our brains for a long winter's nap.

He sprang to his gym, to his weights gave a clatter, And lifted each dumbbell, his muscles got fatter. In a flash, he transformed, a sight to behold, A meathead Santa, so daring and bold.

With a grunt and a lift, he was fit as could be, Promoting strong women, just like you and me. His message was clear, as he flexed in the night, "Happy gains to all, and to all a fit sight!"

In Violate gear, bold and bright, We conquer our workouts, from morning to night. So here's to the strong, confident and bold, Merry gains to all, both young and old! Merry fitness to all, and to all a good night!

Keep working on those dreams!

Love Team Violate

 

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